Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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