I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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