so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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