I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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