with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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