hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
