i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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