I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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