Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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