Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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