You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
