I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
