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(504): View more from Louisiana

loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs

(314): View more from Missouri

you don't even go to loyola anymore

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

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(509): View more from Washington

We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.

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(714): View more from California

found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire

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