His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
That's intense
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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