No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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