She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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