loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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