Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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