He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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