We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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