In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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