Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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