GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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