what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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