Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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