After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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