Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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