i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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