whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
ttyl tear gas
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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