Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
