So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have fence marks all over my body
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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