I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize