I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Randomize
