also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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