he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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