Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
