i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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