wake up i wanna do it froggy style
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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