so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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