But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I must be too annoying 4 u.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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