Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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