don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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