question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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