I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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