No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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