This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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