what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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