Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
