I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Randomize
