I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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