Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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