Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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